Plus, I'm at school 12-6 and 8-10 tomorrow, which are about the worst birthday hours ever, and I have no idea what I'm going to do to make it feel like my birthday. All my plans so far are for the weekend.
But then there is the magic of music. I've been listening to R&B, and Missy Elliott just came on with a birthday-saving song (SWEAR WORDS...key stanza below):
P***y don't fail me nowI gotta turn this n*gga outSo he don't want nobody elseBut me and only me
The lyrics aren't PERFECT, but thank you, Missy, for that first line. I'm sure we can come up with something relevant for the rest of it...
P***y don't fail me nowNo matter where I go outI light my chair on fireEvery time I take a seat
P.S. Blogger thinks "p***y" might be objectionable and asked me if I wanted to flag my own blog. I caved...